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The Gospel According to Dolly Parton - Village Voice

"I leave no rhinestone unturned," Dolly notes, one of several shopworn one-liners she&39s used to acknowledge both her fortune and the gleefully garish ends ...
http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0819,the-gospel-according-to-dolly-parton,433841,22.html

The Pitter-Patter of Tiny Wednesday One-Liners

Young boy: Fuck school! When I'm old enough, I'm just going to stay home and make babies. --1 Train College professor: Everything that is wrong in this world can be traced back to babies. --40th & 8th Ave Overheard by: Just Trying to Smoke in Pea
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014580.html

Five reasons why Philly can win the Cup Yahoo! Sports

The underdog Flyers have momentum, a hot goalie and two blossoming young stars to push them toward the Stanley Cup.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news?slug=rm-stars5reasons050708&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

One-liners to convert hex to decimal, vice versa

Use bash, printf, and perl to do quick conversion.
http://linuxcommando.blogspot.com/2008/04/quick-hex-decimal-conversion-using-cli.html

Funny One Liners

Funny one-liners, short jokes, Steven Wright humor, deep thoughts, and more!
http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_one_liners.html

One liners

Title: One-Liners Spoilers: Everyhing up to 17 People Summary: Josh&aposs thoughts after the events of 17P Rating: PG Archive: Sure, just let me know.
http://kimnns.tripod.com/oneliners.html

The Joke File

Jokes, quizzes, stories, songs and one-liners - from the naughty to the irreverent to the politically incorrect.
http://www.jokefile.co.uk/

2010 polls a 5-way race??forecast - ABS CBN News

"It??s going to be one-liners, no time to pontificate on any issue. How can you pontificate in 30 or 45 seconds?...Propaganda is the game, and the message ...
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/storypage.aspx?StoryId=117634

More Iron Man

Lucius Shepard's IMG infolucius_t of IMG infotheinferior4 review of Iron Man is the fun, cynic's knifing, and I can't disagree with it: Tony Stark is every adolescent male??s wet dream: a billionaire genius gearhead who makes cool weapons, dri
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One-liners: Noteworthy news nuggets KidScreen Magazine

??? A newly published NPD study reveals that more than 9 out of 10 US households purchased a toy in 2007 . NPD's Toys Market Dynamics found that 93.4% of US households bought one or more toys last year, spending a little more than 191 on average per hous
http://www.kidscreen.com/articles/daily/20080507/oneliners.html

Funny Jokes Blog

Great collection of funny jokes.One liners,business jokes,internet/computer jokes,blonde jokes,funny pictures.Updated every 6 hours.Homepage has a special widget which allows a person to chat with a computer having artificial intelligenceSimone Virtual G
http://funnyjokesblog.blogspot.com/

awk one liners

HANDY ONE-LINERS FOR AWK 22 July 2003 compiled by Eric Pement <pementenorthpark.edu> version 0.22 Latest version of this file is usually at: ...
http://www.student.northpark.edu/pemente/awk/awk1line.txt

Funny One Liners

Funny one-liners, short jokes, Steven Wright humor, deep thoughts, and more! ... Location: Clean Jokes &gt Funny one Liners. Mailing List ...
http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_one_liners.html

Sick Jokes

Q: how do you know ET is a scouser? A: he looks like one. ... one says 'are you sure you can drive this thing'.
http://www.liquidice.co.uk/joke/sick.html

Mick Mair one-line king - Courier Mail

IF there&39s a story behind every stable door, Mick Mair has most of the funny one-liners snookered. Mair&39s humour is laced by a lifetime of experiences. ...
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23666706-10389,00.html

She's Clearly Learning To Be Critical

05/07/2008, 4:01 PM Brookelyn said... Rack, Rack, Rack, Rack em! Oh I love him..... Reply Reply To Comment Name Comments Are you human? she's clearly learning to be critical 3 + / - vote saved M
http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2215

Team Canada seeking balanced attack CBC

Unbeaten Team Canada kicks off the qualification round at the world men's hockey championship Thursday against Norway 4:30 p.m. AT in Halifax with a dominating top line and concerns about the others.
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/story/2008/05/08/heatley-canada-hockeyworlds.html?ref=rss

Ron Paul in New York, April 28

Submitted for the one liner that puts Gingrich in his place.
http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/020590.html

One Liners - Jokes

One Liners, quotes, funny, jokes, humorous. ... Votes, Rating. Funny One-Liners Huge list of funny one-liners! 504, 8.09. Unpublished Children&39s Books ...
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One Liners

This is a news sheet aimed at healthcare professionals, which highlights problems with the use of medical devices.
http://www.mhra.gov.uk/home/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&nodeId=574

Best Man Speech at confetti.co.uk

How to write the Best Man's speech ... Your speech is one of the things guests most look forward to at a wedding.
http://www.confetti.co.uk/weddings/advice_ideas/speeches/best_man_speech.asp

A one-liner says it all - The Times

Check out the Status Shuffle application for some inspiration and half- decent one-liners. As for those who never update their status, I can??t decide if ...
http://www.thetimes.co.za/Entertainment/Article.aspx?id=761379

The 12 Internet Memes That Took Obama To The Nomination Politics

Barack Obama is like Kermit the Frog: Someone else may be your personal favorite, but he's the one that gets the most attention, so he's the one who ends up in all the parodies. Obama can be mashed up with any meme, because anyone can assign him any qual
http://gawker.com/388332/the-12-internet-memes-that-took-obama-to-the-nomination

Jim Hager, half of country comedians Hager Twins, dies at 66 The Pantagraph

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Jim Hager, one of the Hager Twins who satirized country life with cornball one-liners on TV's "Hee Haw," died in Nashville, the show's producer said Friday. He was 66.
http://pantagraph.com/articles/2008/05/08/freetime/doc481b48b970e49207479029.txt

Thesis statements

Thesis statements are generally a one liner that often comes at the ending of the preliminary paragraph and it tries to catch the purpose and intent behind the study.
http://www.ma-dissertations.com/blog/thesis-tips/thesis-acknowledgement/thesis-statements-2/174

Funny2

One liners one of the classic forms of humor. ... Treat each day as your last one day you will be right. Follow your dreams, except for that one where ...
http://funny2.com/jokes.htm

One-liners: The webcomic for those who mourn Sexy Losers and Ghastly's ...

A humorous slice of life webcomic written by Shishio and illustrated by -U! ... As the title of this post suggests, One-liners has been close to a year in the making. ...
http://www.one-liners.net/index.php?p=1

One-Liners

Comedy Caravan is Louisville's Award Winning Comedy Nightclub. Comedy Caravan features nationally touring comedians performing weekly and the ...
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From sheer to Eternity: Stace&39s saucy sister - Sydney Morning Herald

... explaining McKenney&39s show at the South Australian Police Tattoo, and not the inevitable humiliation of so many one-liners heading his way, ...
http://www.smh.com.au/news/stay-in-touch/from-sheer-to-eternity-staces-saucy-sister/2008/05/08/1210131160916.html

Don't Get Your Wednesday One-Liners in a Bunch

Young lawyer: My little boy finally made the transition from diapers to "big boy" underwear. On his first day back to pre-school he dropped his trousers and showed the whole class his lightning McQueens. Young lawyer: ... And it created a domin
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014579.html

One-liners: Noteworthy news nuggets KidScreen Magazine

??? Family Biz , a new half-hour series for tweens and their families, began principal photography in Ottawa, Canada yesterday.
http://www.kidscreen.com/articles/daily/20080506/oneliners.html

For A Fat Chick, You Don??t Smell That Bad

Sales are about genuinely helping and genuinely caring about the prospect. All too often, sales people are focused on crafting the catchy one liner and end up simply getting in the face of their prospects. You must be careful to make sure, whatever you ar
http://www.obsidianlaunch.com/index.php?id=123

One-liners - 04/27/2008 - MiamiHerald.com

So, how much has the Florida Legislature slashed from its own budget? PAUL C. HUNT, South Miami I just heard someone say Hillary Clinton has to prove that ...
http://www.miamiherald.com/456/story/509892.html

One Liners

Office Humor - A collection of only the best funny one-liners gathered over a 30 year period. ... More Jokes About Men - Here are more one-liners about men! ...
http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/one-liner.htm

Pun of the Day - Funny Puns, Jokes, One Liners, Word Play and Humor

Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous puns on the internet. New pun added daily.
http://www.punoftheday.com/

King of one-liners, Tim Vine brings new show - Leamington Spa Today

But quick one-liners are not the funny man??s only speciality. Tim said: ???I??m known for my word play. ???It??s mainly joke, joke, joke but I try and punctuate ...
http://www.leamingtoncourier.co.uk/whats-on-news/King-of-oneliners-Tim-Vine.4016622.jp

Wednesday One-Liners Didn't Mean It Like That

NYU nerdy chick on cell: The oral is going to be super hard. ...But I think I'll be good at it. --NYU Overheard by: kat Clerk, to female co-worker: I keep my meat to the side. --Walgreens, Atlantic Ave Girl: Bite and suck, bite and suck, bite and su
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014581.html

WATER POLO / Stanford's Tanner thrives as coach and father figure San Francisco Chronicle

Inside Stanford women's water- polo coach John Tanner's cramped office the trophies are turned at an angle, away from the onlooker. The reserved display reflects Tanner's personality. As important as winning championships is, Tanner said that's not how he
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/05/08/SP3V10IN52.DTL&feed=rss.sports

Inline Search and Replacement One Liners

Here are two ways to do inline file replacement of patterns using perl and sed. Both examples will do a global replacement of the string orig with the string replacement.First, we have a perl one liner:perl -pi -e 's/orig/replacement/g' fileAnd here we do
http://tributetogrr.blogspot.com/2008/05/inline-search-and-replacement-one.html

One liners from The Joke File

one liners. Ways to say someone&39s not too bright. Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on. Schizophrenia beats being alone. ...
http://www.jokefile.co.uk/oneliners/index.html

One-liners: The webcomic for those who mourn Sexy Losers and Ghastly&aposs ...

A humorous slice of life webcomic written by Shishio and illustrated by -U! ... Share this comic! Copy the correct link and paste it in your favorite site!
http://www.one-liners.net/index.php?p=86

One-liners: The webcomic for those who mourn Sexy Losers and ...

A humorous slice of life webcomic written by Shishio and illustrated by -U!. ... Forum: url=http://www.one-liners.net/index.ph ...
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George Thorogood&39s bad to the bone and loving it - Times Colonist

An interview with Thorogood is a hoot, primarily because of his affinity for one-liners like "Keep the weight down and the chops up" or "Rock &39n&39 roll never ...
http://www.canada.com/cityguides/victoria/story.html?id=d1143374-670c-401b-a38e-da7e3c75fd7f

Walking With God Today 05/08/08

???Indeed, we put bits in horses?? mouths that they may obey us, and we turn their whole body.? Look also at ships: although they are so large and are driven by fierce winds, they are turned by a very small rudder wherever the pilot desires.? Even so
http://clbcwingsaseagles.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/walking-with-god-today-050808/

Former trucker makes cakes The Argus Leader

Michele Ludewig , a former truck driver, has forged a business out of fondant after doctors discovered a benign tumor on her spinal cord that made her job behind the wheel impossible. "I went from freight liners to frosting," Ludewig says.
http://www.argusleader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080507/LIFE/805070305

David Caruso is just sooooo melodramatic

We also thought that David Caruso the aforementioned Horatio something was so melodramatic on this show that he was doing it as a joke. Now I KNOW he JUST has to be.Either that or someone on that set is too afraid to tell him that his one-liners before
http://uglycreatures.blogspot.com/2008/03/i-also-thought-that-david-caruso.html

www.vegard.net - Complete one-liners listing.

Complete one-liners listing. Do you know a good one-liner that&39s not listed here? Please send it to me. "A single death is a tragedy. ...
http://www.vegard.net/about/one-liners.php

One-Liners Comedy Club

Showtimes, coming comedians, audio bites, menus, information, and pictures.
http://www.onelinerscomedy.com/

Handy one-liners for SED

HANDY ONE-LINERS FOR SED Unix stream editor Mar. 23, 2001 compiled by Eric Pement <pementenorthpark.edu> version 5.1 Latest version of this ...
http://www-h.eng.cam.ac.uk/help/tpl/unix/sed.html

Thursday&39s Rumours: Klaas-Jan Huntelaar to Old Trafford? - guardian.co.uk

Should Real Madrid spurn their advances, Chelsea will start giving ??20m-rated Micah Richards the smooth one-liners. Any other Chelsea chit-chat? ...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/may/08/sergeramos

Editor??s Pick: Pop Beauty??s Smokey Rose Wallet, Because It??s Me Time!

While searching for the perfect Mother??s Day gift, I stumbled upon the perfect ME-day gift, one of those items that I didn??t even know I needed until I got it and then subsequently wondered how I ever lived without it- Pop Beauty??s Smokey Rose Wal
http://blog.stylehive.com/index.php/weblog/entry/editors-pick-pop-beautys-smokey-rose-wallet/

Mick one-line king The Courier Mail

IF there's a story behind every stable door, Mick Mair has most of the funny one-liners snookered. Mair's humour is laced by a lifetime of experiences.
http://couriermail.news.com.au/story/0,20797,23666706-10389,00.html?from=public_rss

RSS Content

I'm looking for a decent rss content site. I have a forum poster that posts rss and all the rss feeds I find are one liners and thats about it. I need one that posts at least some of the article being written about.Anyone have a gaming faq,cheats or other
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sed one liners

To qualify as a one-liner, the command line must be 65 characters or less. Various scripts in this file have been written or contributed by: Al Aab ...
http://sed.sourceforge.net/sed1line.txt

One-liner joke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A one-liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. A number of comedians have adopted this comedic method in their act, and some, including Steven Wright , Emo Philips ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-liner_joke

Oneliners and Proverbs

Hey that's a good one, I'll keep it in mind you decide. But you'll forget, that's the way it is.
http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/

One-liners - MiamiHerald.com

Just an idea, but why doesn&39t she instead prove that she is &39&39the one&39&39 and leave out the bitterness and negativity? Looks like Florida is first in the ...
http://www.miamiherald.com/456/story/509892.html

Barack Obama Is Your New Mashup Or, "The Audacity Of Obama Memes" Barack Obama

Barack Obama is like Kermit the Frog: Someone else may be your personal favorite, but he's the one that gets the most attention, so he's the one who ends up in all the parodies. Obama can be mashed up with any meme, because anyone can assign him any qual
http://gawker.com/388332/barack-obama-is-your-new-mashup-or-the-audacity-of-obama-memes

Home Cookin': Ex-coach's son remembered at charity golf tournament The Sacramento Bee

Creaky old football coaches with bad hips and bulging bellies waddled about Whitney Oaks Golf Club on Monday like scores of penguins. What this lot lacked in golf talent, it made up for in one-liners and touchdown talk at the 11th annual Kris Fontes Memor
http://www.sacbee.com/100/story/918753.html

Too much packaging

Supermarkets sell produce with too much packaging. Individually wrapped apples in a larger plastic bag is one example. To encourage a change take a black bin liner and take off all packaging while in the store, leaving it after the checkout. They will hav
http://jguk.org/2008/03/too-much-packaging.html

Cultured Perl: One-liners 101

Those who use Perl as a programming language frequently forget that it is just as useful as a quick and dirty scripting engine for command-line operations.
http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/linux/library/l-p101/

Perl One Liners

Example perl one liners for command line use, a summary of important perl ... Tim Maher, which covers one liner style Perl in great ... Example one liners ...
http://sial.org/howto/perl/one-liner/

One-liner joke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A one-liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. A number of comedians have adopted this comedic method in their act, and some, including ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-liner_joke